Buying Anime Related Games

Dear Josh:

I remember how thrilled you were when you got your job at Gamestop. You were so fantastically happy that you forgot to lube up before watching WWE, giving yourself a severe indian burn. I remember how you wept like a child and then grabbed a tube of Icy Hot, calming yourself with a furious One Piece lolicon strokefest. And I must say, I have never seen you with such zeal for life, or four year old animated girls.

That having been said, I can't say I particularly agree with your game selection "skillz". I think that Naruto is a raging homosexual plant by an interstellar alien conspiracy with the nefarious goals of making all your 'boy batter' somehow 'belong to them'. The fact that the lengthy interlude between me going into a video game store and me leaving is rendered pointless by your insipid recommendations for every animated action-pedophilia title under the sun.

Going into a video game store used to be like going into an adult video store. I would be left alone and blissful with the promise of a new encounter behind every friendly box cover. And, much like an adult video store, the guys on the covers of the fighting games are making horrible "O" faces.

Seriously, Josh. The monumental tide of waste must stop. There are games that do not involve tentacles. For instance, Day of No Fucking Tentacles. I wish I could say that was just an ad hom and not the kind of "action" I get every time I buy something you recommend. I'd like to introduce you to something called Taste, as soon as I stop buying games long enough to purchase a two by four and a nail.

Thank you,
Me.