I hear you're moving back in with mom. Good for you. Once you get past the shame of the situation (which I hear increases with age, and let's face it - you're not getting any younger), you'll realize that a zero-rent situation is probably one of the best things you can face in the current bombing housing market.
That being said, there are doubtless changes that will have to be made to your lifestyle. Gone are the days when you can sit on the couch in your dadundadaas watching The Rock beat up John Cena (or whatever horrible uterus vomit they show on WWE nowadays). Not because your mother hasn't seen you in your underwear, obviously, but because it's no secret how hugely aroused you get when watching teh wrestle.
| Things You Sacrifice | Things You Get Instead |
| Eating filthy fast food | Crusts cut off your sandwiches |
| Sex with an actual person | Free internet |
| Staying Up All Night Watching Cable | Staying Up All Night In Your Room |
| Coming home late and slamming your door with the satisfaction of a homeowner | Coming home late and tiptoeing into your room |
| Crazy people next door | Hearing your parents have sweaty old-people sex |
| Your own bathroom | Never running out of shampoo |
| Freedom | Advice |
| A long bus ride to work | An even longer bus ride to work, complete with a bus stop in a really bad neighborhood where people cook meth right out in the open |
| Inviting friends over whenever you want | Meth |
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