I mean, I get it. You get more people to look at your ads. You sell more. Not having breasts myself, I can't say whether or not it helps to be able to see someone else's in the underwear. And let's face it, nobody really complains that there's boobies around.
But I've never seen some male model in underwear and thought, wow. Look at that guy's junk. I totally need a pair of those boxers. And if you're gonna try and sell on some poor girl's self-image problems, why not go the full monty and show some before and after with those double-padded bras?
Look, girls. You meet a guy. After whatever your personal courting time is, be it one hour or one year, the compatibility alarm dings or your ovary clock hits daylight savings time or [insert pointless metaphor here] or whatever, and you go home for a rousing game of Truth or Sex. Do you really think it matters what you look like by this point? The visual index is pretty much unimportant after the first glance. You're not gonna miss out on the Bow-Chicka unless you're a bow-wow, if you get my drift.
And trust me, if all systems are go, how many of you lie back in post-coital exhaustion and think, well. That was fifty dollars well spent. I mean, I think that all the time, but it's not the bra I'm paying for.
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