I don't even know who nominated me. You know, for the award. The one I got and not you. But don't be sad, or anything. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your blog. And being the Ultimate Princess Forever is a difficult responsibility. In a way, you're lucky.
So part of my
What Is Your Real Name?
Princess Wanda Vodka Rosie Carrie MuuMuu Josie Richards the Third Esquire.
What Is Your Occupation?
I am a corrections officer at Waikiki Royal Resort Hotel. I don't know why they need a correctional officer. I use my stun gun a lot.
What Is Your Quest?
I seek the grail.
What Are Your Talents?
I can almost sing. I can almost cook. I can take all my clothes off from across the room. I can turn tricks on a public street corner continuously for thirty-six hours straight. Once, I flew an iguana.
If You Could Do One Thing To Make The World A Better Place, What Would It Be?
Well, you know how when you cut people in half, they regenerate both halves to become two people? I would do that to all the people in the world that make everyone else happy, which means clowns, park rangers, and old homeless ladies who stand on the streetcorner and yell at themselves.
Please Plagiarize Somebody Else's Work.
(apologies to Courtney who I don't know and am not making fun of)
If you were to walk into MY PANTS, you wouldn't notice MY VAGINA. I'd be TOTALLY HOT, in the corner, in my own little PANTS. As I reach for MY VAGINA, my eyes don't stray from THE FULL BODY LENGTH MIRROR, and I wouldn't notice ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TOTALLY HOT I AM. There'd most likely be a slight VAGINA on my face, a telltale sign that I'M TOO HOT FOR ONE VAGINA. If I'm deep in MY VAGINA, my VAGINA would be poking out through the right side of MY OTHER VAGINA. I'd be sitting there with one of my thinking BREASTS on my head. If it's spring/summer, a SPRING/SUMMER BOOB. If it's fall/winter, a SEASONAL TIT. If there's something important happening, it's HAPPENING IN MY VAGINA.
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