lolgurl_86
While I expect a few questions about the veracity of certain statements in my personal ad, asking "Are you actually asian?" in a stupefied voice is pretty inane. Especially when you're sitting next to me in a moving Nissan, while listening to Missile Girl Scoot, watching me be helplessly terrified of the road. Not to mention my name and appearance. Something tells me that you should take some of that time you waste sucking on 2C-T-7 laced lollipops at your candyraves and spend it reading something. For instance, did you know that responding to every question with an open-mouthed stare is vastly unattractive? I kept waiting for you to drool on my pants. That's not a compliment. I seriously thought that when I asked you what you were studying in college that you were going to literally go Niagara on my corduroys.
sailormercuria
I should have been able to tell by the totally RenFaire suffix you stuck on an anime character's name that you'd be a little less 'sailor' and a little more 'boat'. I mean, yes, most of the girls you see on television are too skinny. When three stairs sets you back fifteen minutes of panting, you need some help. I took it on myself to be the good Samaritan in that situation. Probably shouldn't have put all that cocaine into your soda. Hope the new heart works out fine.
drydamsel
It was so obvious. It could have hit me in the face from inches away. Of course you're a member of the Temperance League of America. It's right there in your username. My question is, how did you miss the sixteen references to booze in my personal ad? Maybe because you were trying to save me from that "devil alcohol"? Whatever. I'm sorry about the backhand, but after a fifth of Tattoo I'm apt to swing at just about anything.
hottistoast
Dammit, Mom. Quit responding to my personal ads.
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