Love And Marriage

11:54:23 AM Teleolurian: it wasn't like that

11:54:29 AM Kerplunk: that's still rude

11:54:41 AM Teleolurian: we got married after i got off of work

11:54:45 AM Teleolurian: and then we went home

11:54:51 AM Teleolurian: and drank some champagne

11:54:51 AM Kerplunk: was anyone there

11:54:53 AM Teleolurian: and she complained

11:55:01 AM Teleolurian: because her and alcohol don't work

11:55:05 AM Teleolurian: so she went to lay down

11:55:16 AM Teleolurian: and me and derek and jewmy drove to arizona

11:55:24 AM Teleolurian: cuz i thought she was going to sleep for work

11:55:38 AM Kerplunk: she was waiting for you to SEDUCE HER 

11:55:38 AM Teleolurian: then i came home and found out she wasn't asleep

11:55:39 AM Kerplunk: IDIOT

11:55:46 AM Teleolurian: I DOUBT IT

11:55:57 AM Kerplunk: WHY????IT WAS YOUR WEDDING NIGHT

11:56:07 AM Teleolurian: she gets sick when you even look at booze

11:56:20 AM Kerplunk: hey, i know how she feels

11:56:23 AM Teleolurian: she was totally not being friendly with alcohol

11:56:29 AM Teleolurian: so she went to lie down

11:56:34 AM Teleolurian: like she does every time she drinks ever

11:56:49 AM Teleolurian: unless she's at a concert, then suddenly she can outdrink THE PRESIDENT

11:56:56 AM Kerplunk: LOL

11:57:09 AM Kerplunk: it sucks not being able to drink

11:57:23 AM Kerplunk: you're automatically the designated driver

11:57:36 AM Teleolurian: and i am completely blind to the machinations of women, and she knows this

11:57:50 AM Teleolurian: if she wants me to seduce her SHE HAS TO GIVE ME AMPLE WARNING

11:58:10 AM Kerplunk: ...it was your wedding night, and she went to lay down.

11:58:16 AM Kerplunk: what more do you need?!?!?!?

11:58:20 AM Teleolurian: warning.

11:58:28 AM Kerplunk: that is a warning you doofus

11:58:38 AM Teleolurian: no it isn't, it's a drunk chick

11:58:39 AM Teleolurian: ...

11:58:41 AM Teleolurian: oh.