Harsh Dose Of Reality

teleolurian:i heard she rode a horse, and then it exploded

[08:53am]MUUUUUUHFORD:and her butt is sore and thats why she is angry?

[08:53am]Kerplunk_secret_location:what?

[08:53am]teleolurian:it reminded her of when her grandfather was in the korean war

[08:54am]MUUUUUUHFORD:lol, drink some coffee plunk

[08:54am]teleolurian:and he threw his body on a grenade to save his squad

[08:54am]teleolurian:and it turned into a horse

[08:54am]Kerplunk_secret_location:i wanna rockstar

[08:54am]teleolurian:and then didn't explode

[08:54am]MUUUUUUHFORD:hahaha

[08:54am]MUUUUUUHFORD:was he humiliated?

[08:54am]teleolurian:no, but he was on a horse

[08:54am]teleolurian:which is pretty scary

[08:54am]teleolurian:because horses are scary

[08:54am]MUUUUUUHFORD:negative

[08:55am]MUUUUUUHFORD:horses are fucking awesome

[08:55am]teleolurian:i once pet a horse and it picked me up and swung me around and threw me thirty miles

[08:55am]teleolurian:then it wrote me one love letter a day for ten years

[08:55am]teleolurian:...then it died of a lung attack, which is like a heart attack but worse

[08:56am]teleolurian:oh my gosh, how can you people stand listening to me