Do you see this? It's a totally awesome pot plant my ghetto roommates put RIGHT UP IN THE WINDOW WHERE EVERYBODY CAN SEE. I told them to take it out of the window yesterday, when we first found it, but it's still there. Because it's totally awesome, and therefore it has more right to be in the house than me, a completely legal immigrant from Seattle.Why does the pot plant mock me? It's probably because, unlike all other drugs, I really hate pot. It smells disgusting and it gives me headaches. If I were Godzilla, I would lay waste to marijuana plantations with my mighty radioactive dinosaur urine, which probably kills pot.
Sweet mother of chlamydia, it's STILL THERE! I live in a nice neighborhood. Why must my roommates torture me by not moving their disgusting fishtank full of sweet reefer? Maybe nobody heard me when I complained about there being a TOTALLY FUCKING ILLEGAL PLANT sitting out in street view from the second story of my newly ghettofied, tricked-out, two story house, which is now kind of like a trailer that has a foundation!
I'm pretty sure that the Dutch invented marijuana, way back in prehistoric times, when people were just chilling out in caves and smoking whatever they found on the ground. I think it's the Dutch because the Dutch are totally fucking chill. My roommates aren't Dutch. I think they may be botanists though.
Stay tuned for more news about THE POT PLANT THAT WOULD NOT GET REMOVED, EVEN THOUGH I AM GOING TO KILL MY ROOMMATES WITH A GUN THAT SHOOTS GODZILLAS.
3 comments:
Buddy the plant needs to get flushed like a dead fish!
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. TAKE THE FUCKING PLANT DOWN. THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING SO MUCH FOR YOU, BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE TROUBLE YOU CAN GET THEM INTO??? NO, YOU HAVEN'T. THEY HAVE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING HOUSE, WHO DON'T NEED TO BE EXPOSED TO YOUR BULLSHIT. IF THE COPS CAME, WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!?!? YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BELIEVE THE LADY WITH THE PINK FUCKING HAIR?(which btw missy is awesome). NO, THEY WOULD CUFF HER AND TAKE THE CHILDREN. SERIOUSLY, DON'T BE STUPID. TAKE THE FUCKING PLANT DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE. FUUUUUUCK. k im done.
I was going to say something funny, but after all that yelling it just wouldn't be right... logic dictates that window was a pretty dumb idea for the plant...
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