I'm Apparently Gay For Legolas

1:33:07 PM Kerplunk: which motivates me to buy a gun

1:33:24 PM Kerplunk: and a bow and arrow, because i want to be like fucking legolas

1:33:58 PM Teleolurian: you want to be fucking legolamb?

1:34:18 PM Kerplunk: hes so swift and non aging

1:34:25 PM Kerplunk: maybe i dont ever want wrinkles

1:34:32 PM Teleolurian: that's what asianism is for, i'll be young forever

1:34:46 PM Kerplunk: maybe i want to hear the pain of the forest and shit

1:34:55 PM Teleolurian: only if i'm causing said pain

1:35:06 PM Teleolurian: it would be awesome to kick the shit out of a forest

1:36:19 PM Teleolurian: don't be an elfass bitch

1:36:21 PM Kerplunk: fair enough

1:36:30 PM Teleolurian: galadriel was a total wuss

1:36:42 PM Kerplunk: you're a fucking wuss

1:36:47 PM Teleolurian: i could kick an elf's ass

1:36:57 PM Kerplunk: with your inability to look at someone in the face

1:37:06 PM Kerplunk: YOU COULDNT EVEN SEE THE ELF

1:37:08 PM Teleolurian: all i have to do is threaten to piss on a mushroom or something

1:37:21 PM Teleolurian: and then, when they're crying for the mushroom, steal all their shinies

1:37:35 PM Kerplunk: yea right. legolas would stick you

1:37:43 PM Teleolurian: legolas wants to stick me anyways