Let's Hope This Primary Crap Is Finally Over

I've never voted for a Democrat president, ever.

Neither have a lot of people, but apparently, people are all over the Democratic primaries this year like a buffet made entirely of sex. It's been a weird experience for me, looking at things from the blue side. Mostly, there's the bitching. You dems bitch a lot. I swear, somebody could rebuild the economy, destroy the national deficit, and shit dollars in an envelope every day to mail to every citizen of these great United States, and all you guys would do is complain about all the horses that died so those envelopes could get licked shut.

But nobody can fault you for not having candidates that at least dream of a brighter tomorrow. I'm used to voting for the side that says, "hey, the rich get richer, but if you become rich, then that's you." Of course, it seems like this year nobody really knows how to give up either. Maybe it's because the PATRIOT Act pretty much gives you the right to take pictures of all of our wives, Gone Wild, and watch them in privacy at the super secret CIA Department of Pornographic Surveillance. I mean, come on. Fringe benefits.

Maybe with the exit polls in North Carolina, Hillary will finally give up? I don't know. I haven't been on this side of the fence before. It's like the first time I did acid- the whole idea is pretty cool, but all the little things are really pissing me off.

UPDATE: Half an hour before Indiana's polls close, CNN, who apparently got slammed for being hypersupportive of Obama, shows higher percentages for Clinton than anybody anywhere is reporting. Hilarity. 63% to 37%.

UPDATE: Those >60% figures are now showing on HuffingtonPost as well. And to think I spent all this time without reading the hilariously silly liberal media sites.