11.07.2008

The Economy, Now


You are now known as GeneralMotors.
HEY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
WE'RE POOR
<_<
4:19pmGeneralMotors
wants a bailout.
d is now known as Fed.
HEY
4:19pmFed
WHAT
WE'RE POOOR
4:19pmFed
OH. REALLY?
WE SPENT 6.8 BILLION LAST QUARTER
4:19pmFed
SHOULD HAVE PUT IT IN SAVINGS
4:19pmFed
TARDS
4:19pmFed
DUH
NOW THE JAPANESE WILL BURY US
UNLESS EVERYBODY BUYS A CAR BEFORE 2009
4:20pmFed
THEIR WOMEN ARE MORE DOCILE
lol
YOU BAILED OUT THOSE OTHER BASTARDS
4:20pmFed
LET'S SEE SOME LEG
4:21pmGeneralMotors
makes vroom vroom noises
4:21pmFed
OK OK. HERE'S SOME MONEY. YOU KIDS HAVE FUN ON THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE
I HOPE OBAMA REPLACES YOU WITH A GERMAN
4:21pmFed
gives copious amounts of money
lol
WOOO
I'M GOIN TO PAHRUMP
4:22pmFed
DON'T YOU SPEND IT ALL ON ONE ... OH GODAMMIT
You are now known as tele.
4:22pmtele
and that's the economy now

1 comments:

LoraLoo said...

LMAO This was hilarious. Sadly, also true!