Have you seen PEAR?

Just because I have to write PHP instead of an actually decent language doesn't mean I care in the least what advances are being made to it.

If somebody had to create a CPAN-like repository for a language that Zend has optimized to have eight different completely useless recursive array diff-ing functions with conflicting argument structure just because they couldn't be arsed to dig through the layers of the PHP manual for the one magic function that actually does exactly what you need, well, that's like putting a swiss army knife gadget IN A SWISS ARMY KNIFE.

Actually, I sorta want that.